Porn for Cooking Enthusiasts

“Kitchen Odyssey” – TV commercial for Lurpak Butter. As an appreciator of food and arts, this is stimulating to all my senses.

What I would type into my status update after watching Kick Ass:

Kick Ass teases with your expectations of cliches from teenage (Super Bad) / super hero (Marvel & Co.) movies then throws you around unexpectedly like you’re a goon. Throw all expectations of the movie away, and don’t read any reviews. You don’t need to know any thing else other than that twists are absolutely unexpected and that Nic Cage finally realized his acting is cheesy as hell and made use of it.

Except I didn’t cuz it’s so darn long and I don’t want to spoil it. The movie was amazing for action movie and comic fans. Although, I was distracted by the fact that I recognized Toronto in so many street scenes. Yay Toronto pride!

My Sassy Vampire, now in English

Vampires + My Sassy Girl “Gianna” Ji-Hyun Jun + Hollywood remake of foreign manga + forcing Asian actresses to speak English = I am interested.

"They will smell like glitter, they will smell like cotton candy"

Giddyup, muthfucka. Revenge for this.

Why So Similar?: Heroes

The article I was too lazy to write: Battle Royale: Heroes vs. X-Men

Thanks for writing it for me.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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Link: The minds of Pixar VS Dreamworks

Agree or disagree?

Link: Red Haired Lovelies

Wellesley kid looks good enough to replace the current greasy Edward.

Nosferatu

“Don’t touch my boobs.” — That was all I could think of during that scene.

I’ve been doing research on director Werner Herzog from the film Grizzly Man, and he has quite an amazing mind. I found out that he remade the horror classic Nosferatu, which was based on the original Dracula novel by Bram Stoker. Oh, I have a mini obsession with vampires. I think it might have begun when I read the original novel when I was 8 (I think it was the abridged version?). That’s why I had to read Twilight and watch the shitty movie (it’ll get better with more budget). Am currently catching up with True Blood, good show. Well I watched Nosferatu… it was not a good idea to watch it during dinner. There’s a scene of dried corpses. 2 whole friggin’ minutes. At least I wasn’t eating beef jerky… Anyway, the lead actress playing Lucy reminded me of another vampire heroine, Kate Beckinsale. Dark hair, pale skin, with a raspy, deep voice with an European accent. Coincidence or intended casting?